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Blog started on August 2014
Written by Kayiza

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crybabyanbu whispered 
“ I call noodles long-ass rice. Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm. I call eggs pre-birds, or future birds. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks…food rakes.”


PARKS && RECS MEME (P1.) | crybabyanbu | Accepting

♚ —— HIS RIGHT EYE twitched as the Uchiha
rambled on & on, frustration building up within the blond as one
half of him he waited for the other to finish his tirade, while the
other half of him was resisting the overwhelming urge to strangle
the ANBU for spewing such disrespectful words, punctuating 
the other’s sentences by rolling his eyes incredulously. Obito 
was either trying to rile him up, or was drunk & smashed.

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—— LONG ASS RICE ? Are you fucking kidding me ?
How can you not know the difference between rice and noodles ? You
steam rice & you boil noodles ! There’s no way they taste the same! I
get the chicky chicky parm parm & the pre-birds bits because they actually
make sense… but long ass rice ? That’s just… out of line, you know ! How
do you even think of these things ? You better apologize to ramen-chan ! ❜ 

  1. crybabyanbu said: He’s smashed because that seems a good way to get rid of voices from his head.
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