
♚ —— HIS RIGHT EYE twitched as the Uchiha
rambled on & on, frustration building up within the blond as one
half of him he waited for the other to finish his tirade, while the
other half of him was resisting the overwhelming urge to strangle
the ANBU for spewing such disrespectful words, punctuating
the other’s sentences by rolling his eyes incredulously. Obito
was either trying to rile him up, or was drunk & smashed.

❛ —— LONG ASS RICE ? Are you fucking kidding me ?
How can you not know the difference between rice and noodles ? You
steam rice & you boil noodles ! There’s no way they taste the same! I
get the chicky chicky parm parm & the pre-birds bits because they actually
make sense… but long ass rice ? That’s just… out of line, you know ! How
do you even think of these things ? You better apologize to ramen-chan ! ❜
Please read the following rules and thank you for taking your time to do it. I really appreciate it! I might add new rules if absolutely necessary in the future (also check out my PSAs if you can). And by the way, the Naruto I RP is usually 17 years old. But its flexible depending on the thread. I RP both narutoverse and AU versions of my muse. Naruto is bisexual/polysexual but that does NOT mean I ship him with everyone.